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1. A few weeks ago, I visited my local gun manufacturing warehouse in search of new parts for my hunting rifle. One of the workers asked me if I wanted to try out one of the new scopes.

I said I'd give it a shot.

2. Why did the Human Barbarian leave the Gnome Wizard’s adventuring party?

He refused to work for minimum mage.

3. What type of salad dressing do Soldiers use?

Battalion dressing

4. My wife's mad at me for interrupting her anecdote.

I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

5. How does an Electrician punishes their kid when they misbehave?

He Grounds Them.

6. I used to date a girl who was always counting everything, no matter where we would go.

I wonder what she’s up to now?

7. My childhood was great. I still remember when my dad used to sit me in truck tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

8. What do call a loaf of sourdough at the zoo?

Bread in captivity.

9. What did the pirate say when he couldn’t land the helicopter?

LAND HO!

10. Why didn’t Gandalf teach at Hogwarts?

He kept screaming at the students, 'You shall not pass!'

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